{"product_id":"mutineer-playing-cards","title":"Mutineer Playing Cards","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMutineer Playing Cards\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e are a souvenir-style, walrus-and-carpenter-esque look at piracy with an unhealthy helping of dehydration hallucination.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePrinted by the United States Playing Card Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePremium Casino stock, linen finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTraditional cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIdentical Jokers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDouble-backer gaff cards with alternate skulls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCards arranged in Mnemonica stack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEver wanted to be a pirate? Who hasn't!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePiracy has been highly romanticized in the centuries since it became a seaborne thing, but here's a truth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's usually not that glamorous...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou often ate whatever you could catch, or you ate out of a barrel. When the seas weren't terrifying, they were BORING. You had to keep yourself entertained or go a bit crazy. And the scurvy! Oh boy... gotta fend that off with the half-rotted fruit you've been dragging around.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd surrounded as you were with the stuff, water was the most important thing of all--fresh water. Without it, you could pretty much forget about seeing land ever again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEspecially if you're riding with the dumbest crew this side of the West Indies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWater went bad first, and then the beer. Wine kept longest, and could be used to disinfect your previously gross water. Bring on the swill! Hooray! But wait, your mates decided to just stock the boat to the bleeding gills with rum and little else.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDehydration acceleration!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's all fun and games until it's not, and as your organs begin to rebel, you may begin to see the strangest things...\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Red Chair Magic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67830326984952,"sku":"hni1793022979490","price":10.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0823\/9487\/4104\/files\/mutineer-playing-cards_1.png?v=1793022988","url":"https:\/\/myveltrivo.com\/products\/mutineer-playing-cards","provider":"Myveltrivo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}